1/13/09

We Da People of Illinois...

Are sick and tired of scumbag politicians who think dat it's their job to lie, cheat and steal. No more! We deserve somebody in charge who we can trust. Somebody who we can depend on. Somebody who we know understands the difference between right and wrong and won't be afraid to kick corruption in the ass harder than da '85 Bears beat down da Patriots in da Super Bowl!

Dat's right, my friends. Da man for da job is Coach Ditka. So let's make it happen! Ditka for Governor!!

1/12/09

Campaign Slogan Contest Winners!

Best Slogan: "Tough Times Call for Tough Guys" -- Ryan Noto

Funniest Slogan: "A Mustache for Justache" -- Taylor Hastrich