Are sick and tired of scumbag politicians who think dat it's their job to lie, cheat and steal. No more! We deserve somebody in charge who we can trust. Somebody who we can depend on. Somebody who we know understands the difference between right and wrong and won't be afraid to kick corruption in the ass harder than da '85 Bears beat down da Patriots in da Super Bowl!
Dat's right, my friends. Da man for da job is Coach Ditka. So let's make it happen! Ditka for Governor!!
Why not anything Boers and Bernstein are like against Catholics and Ditka I'm for.. We have Gov Arnold in California, AL Franken could be a US Senator he's a radical joke punk..
ReplyDeleteOne think with Ditka you will get a straight direct anwswer and that will be sooooo refreshing.. Go for it COACH Illinois would Rock with the Coach.. And tell your citics to GET THEIR MOUTH SHUT!!!!
Ya! I'd go for havin Ditka as da governor. Just don't let him sing at Wrigley. Please?
ReplyDeleteMike: This is a time when the State of Illinois deeply needs leadership - and you have proven that you have what we need! You have left our State with the incredible legacy creating the best Bears team ever at a time when you were needed - but HOW ABOUT DOING THE SAME FOR ILLINOIS? We now need to bring Illiois the same feeling of pride we had for your team, Please, please don't look at this as a joke or a publicity stunt - your candidacy will be taken seriously. Arnold has already pioneered the way for a sports legend becoming an excellent governor (shining brightly over his predecessor Gray Davis - California's Blagojevich). IT IS NOW YOUR TURN AND WE RESPECTFULLY REQUEST THAT YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDER TAKING ON THIS HISTORICAL CHALLENGE!
ReplyDeleteIf Coach had run for Senator we'd have a different Pres-elect. Can we afford to make that mistake again? I think not, my friends.
ReplyDeleteDitka for governor? Surely you jest? Most Chicagoans (and most of them are die hard Bear fans) I know are sick of Iron Mike. Ditka should stick to his babbling and ranting on ESPN
ReplyDeleteThere is zero chance I would back a man for governor who actively campaigned for the McCain presidential ticket, a ticket that included a veritable imbecile (Palin), a heart beat away for the Oval Office!
ReplyDeleteHyey "Mary Helper" (Christmas Day Poster), what are you,in 2nd grade? My 4th grader could have written a better paragraph!
ReplyDeleteJust heard about this silly sight and had to opine. Will the creator of this site please go get a life and do something productive.
ReplyDeleteDitka for Governor? You have to be kidding. Mike Ditka is a 'blow hard' and should limit his comments to football. He wore out his Chicago welcome long ago!
This is why we have, or have had idiots like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jesse Ventura, and Ronald Regan in office. We saw them on TV and we really really like them.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you need to double up on your meds. Ditka coached a Bears team that Pee Wee Herman could have coached and won a Super Bowl. And Ditka should have won more than one Super Bowl. He was a mediocre coach in the right place at the right time. You probably think Sarah Palin is really swell too.
All you morons who think Ditka should be Governor, turn off your TVs, pick up a book, do some research and THINK!!! But get your heads out of your behinds first
And the pinhead who started this website - GET A LIFE
Hi. Pee Wee Herman here.
ReplyDeleteI am announcing my candidacy for Governor of Illinois because I have as many of the qualifications as all the people Anonymous mentioned above, and I would have coached the Bears to at least THREE Super Bowls. Hell, Pauly Shore would have coached that team to three Super Bowls and he is a no talent dope.
I promise not to whore myself out to any endorsement I can get my name on like the coach, although I do use a product he is endorsing next, which is "BEANO". I also will not open up any crappy, overpriced restaurants.
i choose Gomer Pyle USMC as my Lieutenant Governor, to add the military experience, but mainly because he thought I should have received an Oscar nod for Pee Wee's Big Adventure, which, by the way, is now available in the "Director's Cut" version.
I am also announcing my candidacy for Governor of Illinois.
ReplyDeleteEven though I am dead, I would still be a better choice than Ditka, who has the IQ of a grapefruit.
On behalf of the Grapefruit Defense League, we protest vehemently to being compared to Mike Ditka.
ReplyDeleteI would like to know who is collecting the money for the merchandise. Is this just a ploy for Iron Mike to make more money? Hmmm....maybe George Lucas is his merchandising consultant!
ReplyDeleteMadoff
ReplyDeleteMike Ditka = Douche Bag
ReplyDeleteThat's MR. Douce Bag to you buddy...
ReplyDeleteThat really must be Mike Ditka. He can't spell
ReplyDeleteYou idiots are probably the reason why Mike won't run. He has nothing to prove and you don't deserve his leadership.
ReplyDeleteYou are right, we don't deserve his "Leadership". So please Mike, GO AWAY
ReplyDeleteI have demonstrated great leadership skills amongst my followers and therefore am throwing your head, err, my hat into the ring. I am declaring my intention to run for Governor. Vote for me, or else...
ReplyDeleteYou are right.
ReplyDeleteHe does not have anything to prove, because he has already proven he is a big, dumb, MEATHEAD.
But he is not as dumb as anyone who thinks he should be Governor. Now that is REALLY dumb
run mike run
ReplyDeleteda coach needs to be in da white house!
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keep the faith.